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Tue Nov 6, 2007, 6:37 AM
ehehehe! ^^ think about this.

okay. so Santa is just a big fat guy in a fluffy red costume, right?

wrong.

He's a big fat guy in a fluffy red costume, yes, but he also knows where you live. he knows where everyone in the entire world lives.
and guess what that makes him kiddies?

One of the best mafia connections ever. well, he would be, if he wasn't so hard to get ahold of. i mean, seriously. how many kids send letters to him, every year?

well, i suppose they could always mark them with a special symbol or something, and then have the elves sort them, like they do in that one song that i can't remember the name of. but santa goes crazy. and he starts to kill off all his reindeer, and the elves go work in a post office........i think it's called the night santa went crazy.

yeah, it's weird and messed. but oh so good! ^^

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~NotAFake Nov 6, 2007, 6:46:35 AM
Oh...oh wow.

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~kita-the-wavemaster Nov 6, 2007, 11:33:45 AM
you see? you see what happens when boredom and caffine mix?

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~NotAFake Nov 6, 2007, 12:30:41 PM
You made all that stuff up yourself?

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!moogleloveschocobos Nov 6, 2007, 1:12:10 PM
moogle always thought santa was a stoker, or a child rapest like micheal jackson.......but santa has a nose

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=Ohanzee-Aval Nov 6, 2007, 2:34:25 PM
oh dear... lol he'd be dangerous as a mafia member

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... techno gypsy jazz?!?! <3
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~kita-the-wavemaster Nov 6, 2007, 6:10:54 PM
lol, well, if you think about it, it makes complete sense! ^^ lol

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~kita-the-wavemaster Nov 7, 2007, 6:16:25 AM
mhm.

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~kita-the-wavemaster Nov 7, 2007, 6:18:08 AM
hahahahahahaha!!!! lol, yeah, that was my original theory, but then that's what i thought too! ^^ lol, santa has too much nose to be M.J.!!! lol

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~NotAFake Nov 7, 2007, 6:33:27 AM
Wow. I'm impressed.

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~kita-the-wavemaster Nov 7, 2007, 6:40:53 AM
lol. i unno how i started to think about this, i just came up with it out of the blue, i guees, ne? lol

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